With New Years upon us, it’s time for the proverbial New Years Resolutions! Well in our case… Let’s talk about the things that we shouldn’t bother attempting!
10. I will get more sleep! (I need to stop making mistakes based on my exhaustion!)
9. I will go to the gym every day! (right after I hit this snooze button 2 more times)
8. I will get more sleep! (I need to stop making mistakes based on my exhaustion!)
7. I will watch 1 Movie that I want to see per month! (Or better… I will NOT watch Madagascar 50x this month)
6. I will put my wife first! (Juuuuuust after she finishes taking care of the kids all day, cleaning, cooking, putting the kids to bed and passing out on the sofa… No really!! I will!)
5. One toy at a time!! (will sit on the shelf at ALL times)
4. I WILL NOT YELL AT MY KIDS! (More than 4x per day… baby steps…)
3. Less TV more activity! (Seriously kids… You need to learn some responsibility around here… take out the trash, clean your room… do some damn activity!)
2. My kids will eat what I make… no choices! (BAHAHAHA… I couldn’t even type this with a straight face)
1. My kids WILL listen to me! (this time… I mean it)
Happy New Years All… Hope you have a Healthy and Prosperous 2016!
Your friends @ DDJ